Keep It Cute...Or Keep it on Mute??

Well let’s cut to the chase and take this from the TOP (literally):

1. Hair: Kind of reminds me of a cross between Magre Simpson and Kid from House Party. AND that pink is so childish, how old are we? Get it together

2. Makeup: FLAWLESS. I’m pretty sure she is rocking her latest lipstick edition to MAC cosmetics “Pink Friday” (in stores NOW). Sidenote: Ladies, I can’t stress this ENOUGH. KNOW WHAT SHADES WORK WITH YOUR SKIN TONE!!!!!! If you are in doubt, it’s okk to get assistance from the worker in the Mac store. I have WITNESSED so many ladies “rocking” a lipstick color that doesn’t COMPLIMENT their skin tone.

3. Outfit: Hmmm.Hmmm.. Once again I’m no fashion guru but I’m feeling the 80’s crazy graphic look and how it’s making a STRONG comeback. BUT I feel as if the JACKET with the matching TIGHTS is a BIT MUCH. Do you agree???

4. Shoes: YES. I need those in my LIFE! Love those shoes. The shoes are courtesy of Walter Steiger (never heard of him) but check him out www.waltersteiger.com

5. Accessories: BLAH!

After carefully evaluating Miss Harajuku Pink Barbie Nicki Minaj . I would have to tell her to KEEP IT ON MUTE! I love the tights and I love the jacket but not together. And that hair alone is TOTALLY BLASHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Therefore, when I put a person on MUTE, please don’t think I’m hating or what not. NEVER! Many of times a person can have nice pieces but it’s how they put it together, which seems to be the underlying issue, with a lot of these HOT MESSES walking around here these days. So, when we put people on MUTE, the logical thing to do is REVAMP their look. So let’s REVAMP Nicki shall we (see photo below):

1. Hair: Cut that curl FAT-TOP off her head. And LEAVE the short hairstyle BENEATH the foolery BUT color it that JET black

2. Makeup: I wouldn’t touch. I like the pink lip or any touch of color to bring your ensemble to life.

3. Outfit: Put the jacket to the side for a later date because we will use it on another occasion. So, I’m guessing we are going for a “club” look. I would keep the tights because if you want to stand out then I guarantee you will in those tights. For the top, we would simply add a black blazer because the tights are ENOUGH within itself.

4. Shoes: Keep the shoes because they give the outfit the POP it needs.

5. Accessories: Nothing major, just a simple bracelet and earrings will do

In conclusion, do you agree with me or do you disagree? Would you really ‘rock’ a pink curly FLAT TOP in public? Do you believe this is fashion or pure costume foolery? Most importantly, would you tell Nicki Minaj to Keep it Cute or Put it on Mute? (You be the JUDGE).

Love, Peace, and Positive Energy,

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